First and foremost, I hate movie critics! I will pretty much crtitique them on thier awful work because as tired as I am about them getting all the comments out, I will now be making my own. Will this give them more leverage and publicity? I am sure it will because this will be more of a cat and mouse tactic.
Second of all, now that I say I hate movie critics, I am a critic myself. Does this mean I am correct 100% on my post. Not really, but of course this all my opinion and it's based on the fact that I am not getting paid to write a crappy article. You have your opinion and I have mine, that pretty much sums it up.
Third, welcome to the show!
I like a good logical post. Read from bottom to top, we see the welcoming to this blog, which I know I will get good unbiased reviews from unburdened by payoffs from the big companies. Next we see the necessary fact that it is written by a critic. Lastly we see the critic hates critics, and thus must aspire to be better than all, or become a poor man who hates himself drowning his poor, wretched life in movies to try and pass the time. All other movie critics, you killed his father, prepare to be out-critiqued.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I found disappointing about this film is the fact that the heads of many recognizable movie critics are not sticking out between the teeth of the grinning shark... But of course, one does need to stay in budget.
Good post Mike! For family friendly reasons I had to edit the pictures of the critics limbs dangling around the shark, out of the picture. There were too many which kind of took over the shark picture and I had to clean the teeth which took hours of detailed work. The shark symbolizes that there is only room for one shark in this fish tank and critics are not welcome here.
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